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Jennifer Love Hewitt recently decorated her nether regions with Swarovski crystals, turning her naughty bits into -- her words -- a "pink disco ball."
Vajazzling: Do You Dare to Decorate 'Down There?'
Seeded on Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:33 PM EDT
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The procedure goes something like this: You choose your design
and they wax you bare as the day you were born. Then the design is hand-glued, crystal by crystal, or a crystal "tattoo" is applied. Generally, the vajazzling is done just above the, well, key player, as it were. Having it done any further down is not recommended, though from Hewitt’s description, it sounds like she went all out. Some women have a very small, simple design done high enough that low-slung jeans will reveal a glimmer. But the real thing is as low as you dare to go. Basically, where the hair was, now there are crystals.
Hmm...sounds interesting
Ladies: Would you vajazzle your vagina?
Men: Would you find it a turn on?
- 5 votes
Nah I'd be worried that I might accidentally pull one off and hurt her
- 6 votes
If there are pictures, I'm sure they are not safe for work.
I'm not the squeemish type. I would have to, erhm, probe the subject and have some hands-on experience in country...
- 7 votes
So what does a girl do once the hair starts growing back? Cant shave or wax. Maybe no one thought that far ahead.
- 6 votes
Hair control would be like mowing the grass on a patio. What ever you were not able to get with a mower you would have to get with an edger-trimmer or a tiny little weed whacker...
I hope nobody has thought this far ahead...
- 5 votes
Can you imagine the conversation between a girl and her OBGYN?!
- 3 votes
TMI Jennifer Love Hewitt..... TMI
I am just not sure I wanna 'go there' ..... Even if my hubby begged me to do it.... um.... no.
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- 7 votes
A little too weird for me. I dont think i'd go there. I'm lucky my husband isn't into that kind of stuff. I also think I'd be taken aback if I had to do a pelvic on a woman and saw that there were pink crystals everywhere.
- 4 votes
Doesn't sound too comfortable in my opinion. Besides, how comfortable could it be if/when you are getting intimate?
- 4 votes
A. ...perhaps it is not about comfort...
B. ...what if he ( or she ) got down and really begged? I mean really, really begged?
C. ...it's not like they are using Super-Glue. The lil' beads are held on by some kinda corn syrupy syrup.
D. ...I just had a $1,000,000 idea: make the little jewels out of hardy candy; tiny facets of Jolly Rancher, sparkling like landing strip lights for ground maintenence crew before the landing of the Dc-9... (ok, DC-8,,,)
E. ...trust me; I am a scientist. All women like to be treated special and if the application is a special occasion then she will feel special. That rule works on most boys too...
F. ...come on, you're intrigued, right? Right? I think you are...
G. ...if women aren't free to do this then, surely, the terrorists have won. Flag shaped "vajewelery" would show your pride and patriotism off to that special someone...
H. ...it would help blind people...
I could go on and on and on and on and on but I won't but I am reminding chicks and dudes of all the crazy @!$%# they've done south of the equator. There is a difference between boundaries and frontiers and what a vas deferens it is...
- 5 votes
D. ...I just had a $1,000,000 idea: make the little jewels out of hardy candy; tiny facets of Jolly Rancher, sparkling like landing strip lights for ground maintenence crew before the landing of the Dc-9... (ok, DC-8,,,)
I like this idea, the only problem I see is; what if she sweats? Then it'll be sticky and messy. Having your clothes stick to you might hurt.
- 6 votes
D. ...I just had a $1,000,000 idea: make the little jewels out of hardy candy; tiny facets of Jolly Rancher, sparkling like landing strip lights for ground maintenence crew before the landing of the Dc-9... (ok, DC-8,,,)
Maybe I'm just a shameless perv, but it sounds like Spooky Boyfriend has a sweet tooth and the Jolly Ranchers are just the beginning....
; )
- 9 votes
Mkay, I checked out the website Spooky provided. The part that made me chuckle the most was the "Testimonial" page ;)
- 4 votes
What ever you were not able to get with a mower you would have to get with an edger-trimmer or a tiny little weed whacker...
Coming soon from Toro - the VJWhacker 3000! (It even comes with a vibrating motor....)
- 4 votes
I have never been one to mess with perfection.
If it ain't broke...don't fix it.
And from what I see of Jennifer Love Hewitt, she requires absolutely no improvement in any area of her anatomy.
- 6 votes
#2 - Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:05 AM EDTNO need for any decorating in that area. It is best for a woman to be natural and sweet, but not too hairy!
- 7 votes
#3 - Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:09 AM EDTI guess I have to stay up late this weekend so I can catch the infomercials for Ronco's new "Vajazzler"
"As Seen on TV" "Now in the privacy of your own home" "3 easy payments of $19.99"
- 6 votes
#4 - Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:08 PM EDTOkay, now you just know this is coming....
One day some poor woman is going to have to be explaining to the EMTs or what ever on how her lover managed to choke to death on some stupid sparkly thingy.
ROFLMAO!
- 6 votes
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